Why You Don’t Need Shaving Cream
If marketing companies had their way, we would be reduced to sniveling, needy, financially poor creatures with horrible self-esteem. While a lot of the...
Imposter Sugar Substitutes
One of my closest friends is a self-confessed sugar addict. This man could polish off an entire Costco-sized box of Snickers and not even...
Slap Some Charcoal On It!
Have you ever had alcohol poisoning so badly you were taken to the emergency room, forced to drink a thick, black charcoal smoothie and...
Gel Eyeliner Reborn
If you haven't tried gel eyeliner yet, you're pretty dumb (no offense). It's great for people who break down crying in frustration when applying...
Three Steps to HD Skin
Living in Austin can be one of the best experiences of your life, and also one of the worst. It can be the worst...
Pink: If Sexism Was a Color.
According to marketing geniuses out there, women are little, itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, young girls. You would think that the blindingly obvious marketing stereotyping would be...
How to Get a Hellcat Into a Carrier
Cats rule the Internet. They are some of the cutest, funniest, sweetest creatures you have ever seen. But then there are cats like my...