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How to Make Kale Suck Less
Kale is GROSS. Out of all the veggies in the veggie kingdom (besides celery), it is the worst. It's tough, bitter, and has a...
Why You Don’t Need Shaving Cream
If marketing companies had their way, we would be reduced to sniveling, needy, financially poor creatures with horrible self-esteem. While a lot of the...
Manuka Honey: What’s the Buzz?
Any one who knows me understands that I am one clumsy beeyatch. I can't own cups made of glass, I stumble over pebbles, and...
In Defense of Cereal: It’s Not All Bad!
Is cereal to blame?
Raise your hand if you've heard someone blame the U.S. chronic disease crisis on cereal. You've probably seen foodie influencers raging...
Miss Manga Mascara
***Update to post: I've been using this mascara on-and-off for months now, and every time I wear it someone asks, "Are those your real...