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The Devil’s Toothpaste: Crest Pro-health

If Satan owned a toothbrush, he’d use Crest Pro Health toothpaste to brush his teeth. Ok, maybe I’m being a bit dramatic, but seriously, this...

Absorb More Vitamins With Tasty Fat

Many horrible trends came from the 80's such as leg-warmers, fluorescent everything, those weird little plastic round discs you'd loop your shirt through (yes...

Sorry Vegans, Cats are Carnivores

Let's get one...thing...straight.  Cats are obligate carnivores. For those of you who don't know what that means, it means this: "An obligate carnivore is...

How to Make Kale Suck Less

Kale is GROSS.  Out of all the veggies in the veggie kingdom (besides celery), it is the worst.  It's tough, bitter, and has a...

Imposter Sugar Substitutes

One of my closest friends is a self-confessed sugar addict. This man could polish off an entire Costco-sized box of Snickers and not even...