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Oil Vey!

Just the other day I met a woman working at a perfume counter who could have been forty or eighty-years-old. She had some of...

Imposter Sugar Substitutes

One of my closest friends is a self-confessed sugar addict. This man could polish off an entire Costco-sized box of Snickers and not even...

Roast a Chicken Like a Boss

I'm one laaaaazy fool. When I first started cooking, I'd focus my energy on figuring out how to make large amounts of food and...

Fat-shaming Alive & Well on YouTube

One my awesome commenters recommended that I make a reaction video of a Canadian bodybuilder by the name of Greg Doucette. Apparently he's known...

Podcasts: A Beginners’ Guide to a Less Boring Life

It's official: Austin traffic stinks to high heaven. This year I'm going to be spending a LOT of time rotting in claustrophobia-inducing, jerk-central, bumper-to-bumper...