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Oil Vey!

Just the other day I met a woman working at a perfume counter who could have been forty or eighty-years-old. She had some of...

Train Like a Poor Russian: Kettlebells

I will forever be in debt to the Russian people for vodka, pants sexily tucked into boots, and for the sake of this blog...

Dear Chronic UTI Sufferer

*A nice lady emailed me a question about UTIs recently, but a lame update from Wordpress caused a bug where I didn't receive her...

Turn One Foundation Into Multiple Products

BB Creams, CC Creams, Tinted Moisturizers, and now...what...DD CREAMS??  That's it, I'm throwing in the towel.  The makeup industry has lost its mind and...

Win at Your Period: Diva Cup

Periods. They’re the pits right? They’re the lamest of the lame, the grossest of the gross, the thorn in your uterus! It’s like having...