Body Odor Cure: A Cheap Kitchen Staple

You can blame it on hormones, blame it on the heat, or blame it on the fact that you're dirty and don’t wash your clothes. But it just doesn’t matter who’s to blame when...

Podcasts: A Beginners’ Guide to a Less Boring Life

It's official: Austin traffic stinks to high heaven. This year I'm going to be spending a LOT of time rotting in claustrophobia-inducing, jerk-central, bumper-to-bumper hell. What saved me during these trying times? Podcasts my...

Stila “Stay all Day” Liquid Eyeliner

In the world of eyeballs, the "hooded eye" is the dreaded black sheep of the family. Adjectives to describe hooded eyes are, "mature", "droopy", "crinkly", and even "ethnic." I hate the fact that hooded...
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Change Your Harmful Health Beliefs

Hate reading? Check out my vlog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTqhLE-5Yp8 Our society holds an unknown amount of harmful health beliefs. Everyone from your Aunt Helen to your doctor to online fitness bros/health coaches/influencers bombard you with constant nonsense. Unfortunately, we...

Your Poop: What’s the Scoop?

Poop is the new pee when it comes to the medical community. Dr. Oz owes his success to talking about it, it's not just for the Germans anymore, and it even has cute little...

One Easy Trick to Make Your Razor Last Longer

I realized recently that I could write a blog post every day addressing how we're all getting screwed by companies and would have enough content for a hundred years. Even with my eyes so...

Brew Like a Pro

I have always found green tea to be absolutely disgusting. The only reason I would force the dreaded brew into my mouth, offending my innocent tongue, was because I learned about all the amazing...

Noom: The Truth Behind the Popular Weight Loss App (Part 1)

Listen, I'm not like a regular dietitian. I'm a cool dietitian. While many of my colleagues were audibly unhappy about the latest diet app called "Noom," I kept my silence. I wanted to investigate...

Get Rid of Dandruff Forever

According to commercials from the late '60s, if you have dandruff it can turn you into a social pariah, doomed to wander the earth alone, flaky, and miserable. This is evidenced by the video gem...

Fat-shaming Alive & Well on YouTube

One my awesome commenters recommended that I make a reaction video of a Canadian bodybuilder by the name of Greg Doucette. Apparently he's known for hyper-aggressively fat-shaming and harassing individuals in larger bodies online....