Roast a Chicken Like a Boss

I'm one laaaaazy fool. When I first started cooking, I'd focus my energy on figuring out how to make large amounts of food and store it. Therefore, I could eat for days and cook...

Clean Your Bra Bro

Ohhhh, the troubles that come with having breasts. Suffering from boob sweat, ogling from random people everywhere, feeding babies, and breast cancer are a few of the things that first come to mind. And then...there's...

DIY Laundry Detergent

I have systemically, over the past few months, been working to replace as many store-bought products in my house with homemade versions. Sometimes those experiments have ended horribly, but most of the time I've...

Cheap Oil Blotter Solution!

With all my talk of the power of natural oils, I figured it was time to talk about the ugly side of oil. This entry is for those poor folks who spend hours getting...

Two Ingredients To Clean Yo Stank Garbage Disposal

For a short period of my life, I lived without a garbage disposal. I like to call those times, “The Dark Ages of Dishwashing”. It wasn’t nearly as annoying as when I didn’t have...

Get Rid of Dandruff Forever

According to commercials from the late '60s, if you have dandruff it can turn you into a social pariah, doomed to wander the earth alone, flaky, and miserable. This is evidenced by the video gem...

Noom: The Truth Behind the Popular Weight Loss App (Part 1)

Listen, I'm not like a regular dietitian. I'm a cool dietitian. While many of my colleagues were audibly unhappy about the latest diet app called "Noom," I kept my silence. I wanted to investigate...

Gel Eyeliner Reborn

If you haven't tried gel eyeliner yet, you're pretty dumb (no offense). It's great for people who break down crying in frustration when applying liquid liner, who can't prevent their pencil liner from rubbing...

Train Like a Poor Russian: Kettlebells

I will forever be in debt to the Russian people for vodka, pants sexily tucked into boots, and for the sake of this blog post, saving me from hours of exercise. These wonderful folks have...

Oil Vey!

Just the other day I met a woman working at a perfume counter who could have been forty or eighty-years-old. She had some of the usual symptoms of being older: grey hair, a 40ish-year-old...