Smack Down Challenge: The Keto Experience

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Three business items before we get to the juicy details:

  1. If you haven’t read this post yet, read it here to understand what this challenge was all about.
  2. Let’s get some myths/misinformation about the keto diet out of the way!
  3. If you don’t care about all that crap, scroll down to “Why I Chose Keto” to skip to my experience.

Myths of the Keto Diet

Myth #1: It’s Basically the Atkins Diet

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NOPE!  The main difference between keto and Atkins is that Atkins only limits carbohydrates.  As long as you keep your carbs below a specified number (depending on what phase you’re in), you can eat as much protein and fat as you want. So a mistake people fall prey to is eating a TON of protein, which when in excess, can be converted by the liver into glucose.

Where the keto diet specifies all three macronutrient percentages to target daily. The O.G. medically supervised keto diet would suggest eating the following macros: 75% fat, 15-20% protein, 5% carbs.  Therefore protein is limited and carbs are severely limited.

Myth #2: Ketosis is the same as Ketoacidosis

People tend to get ketosis (what you experience on keto) and ketoacidosis (a.k.a. diabetic ketoacidosis) mixed up.

Ketoacidosis is a life-threating condition people with Type 1 diabetes mellitus (T1DM) and alcoholics are at risk of experiencing.  To sum it up hopefully quickly:

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  • People with T1DM do not produce enough insulin.
  • Insulin acts as a “key” to unlock a “glucose-specific door” on the cells to allow glucose (the body’s preferred fuel source) to enter the cell.
  • Without that door opening up, the cells are starved of glucose.
  • Therefore, their bodies look for an alternative fuel source.
  • So their bodies breakdown stored fat and produce ketones, which are then used as fuel in place of glucose.
  • When this ketone production is extreme and uncontrolled, the pH of the body can become too acidic, which can lead to death in the worst of cases.

However, ketosis is simply the presence of ketones in the body.  This can happen if you’re on a low-carb diet, you’re fasting, and/or if you’ve consumed too much alcohol.

Myth #3:  The Keto Diet is Another Fad

Not only is it not a “fad diet”, but it originated as a medically supervised diet to help people with epilepsy and seizures in the 1920s. Over the years, numerous scientific studies have supported its positive effects on:

  • Seizures in children and adults
  • Autism
  • Reduction in fasting blood glucose (FBG)
  • Reduction in HbA1c
  • Weight loss
  • Fat loss without losing muscle
  • Reduction of intramuscular fat
  • Lowering inflammation markers

I wish I could share all of the studies I researched, but unfortunately I have access to them only because I’m a student.  Sorry folks.  But you might be able to find some of them and/or partial versions online!

Myth #4:  You Eat Cheese and Bacon All Day

You can abuse any type of diet and still get results if you’re only looking at short-term weight loss.  For example, you can stick to a low calorie diet and eat nothing but skittles and chips. There are vegetarians who subsist on french fries and milk shakes (I know this because I was one of them)!  Just like there are people doing keto who choose to eat cheese and bacon all day and still see results. This doesn’t mean it’s healthy, good for you, or that you’ll experience long-term results.Image result for keto meme

However, if you’re doing keto correctly, you might end up eating more vegetables than you did before!  When you eat non-starchy/non-grain carbohydrates, it’s pretty shocking how many you can eat while keeping your carb count low.  A keto diet should consist of lots of healthy fats, a moderate amount of meat, lots of non-starchy vegetables, and little to no processed foods.

Why I Chose Keto For Our Challenge

For the past 10 years, I have been obsessed with being healthy, learning about food, and nutritional science.  For most of those ten years, I was doing everything dieticians and doctors would cry tears of happy joy over. High fiber, low fat, lean meats, regular exercise, etc. etc.  And at first, I was seeing pretty good results and weight loss (though it was mild, slow, and temperamental).

But I also never felt…good.  I was tired all the time, falling asleep in the middle of the day, experienced frequent brain fog, and suddenly out of nowhere, my digestion decided to call it quits.  I won’t go into detail, but it wasn’t pretty.

So what was my diet before this challenge?  To start, I was hitting the perfect macronutrients prescribed by dieticians (percentages based on daily calories):

  • Carbohydrates: 45-65%
  • Fats: 20-35%
  • Protein: 10-35%

I made 90% of my meals at home, avoiding most processed foods.  The majority of my diet came from whole grains and veggies, with lean protein coming in second, healthy fats coming in third, and then fruit/desserts.  I rarely splurged on food and drinks when going out (mostly because my school schedule had turned me into a hermit).  The only beverages I drank were water, tea, or coffee.

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However, I was diagnosed as hypothyroid during this time, my fasting glucose was borderline high (meaning I would be classified as pre-diabetic), AND could not have a normal bowel movement to SAVE MY LIFE.  My energy levels were so low, that my house began to look like the home of a hoarder; dishes piled up, dirty clothes piled everywhere… And, as mentioned previously, I was becoming a hermit, barely having the energy to go to school, let alone hang out with friends.

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So I started experimenting with what I was eating, and boy…did I experiment.  I tried the GAPs diet, the Perfect Health Diet, the Fast Tract Diet, Paleo, low FODMAPs, going vegetarian, being vegan, low calorie, and low fat.  Nothing freaking made me feel better and the weight just kept creeping up…

Enter…the Ketogenic diet.

I chose to try it specifically for three reasons:

  1. My blood sugar issues.
  2. Not being able to lose weight no matter what I ate or how much I exercised.
  3. My worry that I had damaged my metabolism from previous crash-dieting (1200-1300 calories/day) and intense workouts (crossfit 1-2 hours per day, 5-7 times per week).

So shut up and get to the point, right Lana?


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Going in, I decided I wasn’t going to go crazy eating nothing but bacon and cheese like some people. I wanted to get the majority of my fats from tasty meats and happy fats (avocado, olive oil, coconut oil, MCT oil, nuts, and seeds).  I bucked the Keto system by eating as many vegetables as I could stand, upping my carbs to about 10-15% as opposed to 5%.  I avoided starchy veggies (potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn), lowered my intake of moderately starchy veggies (carrots, onions, peas) and ate my weight in low-carb veggies (all leafy greens, mushrooms, broccoli).

I didn’t eat any processed keto foods such as Quest bars, Atkins snacks, keto-baked-goods, i.e. keto muffins, pancakes, pizza, etc.

Examples of a Typical Nom Nom Day

Breakfast

Some sort of egg dish such as an egg frittata, sometimes with bacon but always with 2 cups of some type of veggie mix and wee bit o’ cheese. Sometimes I’d have BP coffee (I don’t know why people freak about adding a TB of butter to coffee, but they’re ok with adding multiple TBs of cream as well as sugar and don’t blink an eye at a 600 calorie frappuccino).  More on this later…

Or a delicious “keto” smoothie with a small amount of berries, a cup of mixed greens, coconut milk, protein powder, and chia (sometimes adding matcha for a boost):

Lunch

If I was stuck at school all day, I’d pack some tasty chicken curry wraps, topped with hemp seed and nutritional yeast with a couple cups of homemade chicken broth:

SO GOOD.

Or I’d have a huge salad with 2-3 cups of greens, an additional cup of raw veg, olive oil, some sort of protein, and maybe some nuts/seeds.

Dinner

Some type of tasty thai/indian-style dish with a protein, coconut milk, two types of veg, and my favorite Savory Spice Curry or Vindaloo seasoning.  Sometimes I would add a little potato if my carbs were low that day.

Two times a week I’d bake salmon and eat with veggies to get some omega 3’s.

Snacks:

At first I reaaaaally needed snacks.  But after awhile I didn’t!  If I felt snacky I’d munch on hard-boiled eggs, cheese, kirkland steak strips, nuts, hummus, or veggies with almond butter. Or I’d get crazy and wrap avocado in bacon:

The Horrible Transition

Keto Flu is a B*%$@

Anyone who has ever attempted or read about keto has heard or experienced the dreaded “keto flu.”  And it hit me pretty hard.  You see, I’m what you would call a carb-a-holic, bread-fiend.  If someone told me I could eat nothing else but sugar and various types of bread for my entire life, I would rejoice.

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And since I was transitioning from a steady “sugar in my coffee, high grain, high carb” diet, cutting them out immediately almost killed me.  Ok, I’m being dramatic.  It wasn’t THAT bad, but it totally sucked.  By about day two I was experiencing exhaustion like I never had before, headaches, crankyness, depression, nausea, and even body aches.  It was like I was detoxing from baby heroin.  I also experienced “keto rash“, which is a rare but awesome reaction your body has to ketones being released in your sweat.

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But thankfully there was a lot of helpful literature online, so I upped my electrolyte intake, drank plenty of water, and slept (when I could) whenever I was tired.  But that didn’t ease my brain screaming at me all day to shove anything starchy, carby, or sugary in my mouthhole.

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My digestion also took awhile to assimilate, but after about a week it was more regular and awesome than it was previously.  I made sure to get enough fiber by either eating a lot of avocado (tons of fat and fiber) or taking an acacia fiber supplement.

Insomnia

When I decided to go super strict keto, I experienced insomnia, where I’d wake up at 2-3 a.m. unable to go back to sleep.  Waking up at those hours with the feeling of being SUPER pumped can be a symptom of your blood sugar being too low. Weird thing was that even though I’d have issues sleeping, I’d still have plenty of energy throughout the day.

Through research I came to the conclusion that for my body, my carb intake might have been too low. I experimented with adding more carbs to my dinner (i.e. potato or sweet potato), and that improved my symptoms in a couple days.

Freaking MCT Oil

MCT oil is the little darling of the keto kommunity. If you don’t know what it is, click here.  So I jumped on the MCT train about a week in, adding half a tablespoon to my coffee in the morning.  And BOOM.  Weight…loss…stalled.  I also noticed my energy was starting to wane for the first time since I started keto.  AND…weird skin issues started popping up like uber dry patches in weird areas.

So I did some googling and found out that some people (not all) can experience an allergic reaction to MCT.  I also learned that it’s recommended to start out with about 1/2 a teaspoon and work your way up (which I totes didn’t).

I stopped using it and watched my skin improve, my weight begin to go down immediately, and my energy return.

The Awesome Transition

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So within a few days of staying strong and being buff, I was in ketosis (evidenced by my pee pee strips). And after dying from carb-withdrawal, I arose like the mighty phoenix from the ashes.

Holy freaking moly folks.  I had some freaking energy.  I was bouncing off the walls in the morning, probably annoying my poor, sleepy, student pals. I started exercising again, cleaning up my house, and accomplishing all the mundane and/or difficult tasks I had been putting off for months.  I no longer needed a mid-day nap, and the brain fog?  Gone.  I…felt…great.

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Cravings…WHAT CRAVINGS?

I noticed that I, someone who would punch a baby in the face (not really folks, calm down) if it meant I could eat a donut or polish off an entire loaf of bread, no longer had those cravings.  At first I didn’t even notice because it was so subtle.  I was no longer sad that I couldn’t have toast with my eggs, eat a small dessert after dinner, or have sugar in my coffee (which was odd because I used to obsess so much about food that I’d base my whole day upon when my next meal/snack was coming). People would eat cakes, pizza, tacos, etc. around me and I felt absolutely no urge to eat them.

And unlike other diets, I eventually didn’t require willpower.  Mostly because of the fact that I wasn’t hungry and could wait longer between meals, but also because I wasn’t having those insatiable cravings!

The Results

My results were everything I could have dreamed of, specifically the change in my blood glucose.  But in order to find out what those are, you’ll have to read the final chapter of our smackdown challenge!  Coming in a couple weeks!

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Final Thoughts

Should Everyone do Keto?

I am someone who strongly believes that there is no one diet to “rule them all.”  Image result for one ring to rule them all memeInstead, I believe that if food can be used as medicine, there is a diet for almost any ailment.  So would I recommend keto to everyone based on my results?  NOPE.  However, I would recommend keto to anyone who:

  1. Has done everything “right” to lose weight and it hasn’t worked
  2. Is diabetic (however, you should be monitored by your physician), pre-diabetic, and/or is showing signs of insulin resistance
  3. Is severely overweight/obese
  4. Has autoimmune issues
  5. Has PCOS
  6. Suffers from metabolic disorder
  7. Has blood sugar issues
  8. Diagnosed with epilepsy/seizures or other neurological disorders

And finally, I don’t agree with many at this point that keto is a lifelong way of eating.  But I do think it’s a great and temporary way of resetting your body and healing specific ailments.

So What’s Next for Me?

How long will I continue keto?  Probably until I feel comfortable that my body is done being a crazy person.  Eventually I will re-introduce unprocessed carbs back into my diet and see where that takes me, i.e. starchy veggies, fruit, brown rice, quinoa, etc.

Image result for end of diet memeOverall, I couldn’t be more happy with my results.  And the best part?  When we were done with the two week challenge I didn’t freak out and eat pizza/ice cream/all the foods afterwards (like I’d done previously with every other diet).  Because I had absolutely no urge to!  I just kept on eating how I was the past two weeks.

This diet literally gave me back my self control.

 

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