I will forever be in debt to the Russian people for vodka, pants sexily tucked into boots, and for the sake of this blog...
Lush

I was horribly fooled by cuteness and delicious smells. Like a lamb led to the slaughter, I was tricked by fizzy bath bombs, organic...

Periods. They’re the pits right? They’re the lamest of the lame, the grossest of the gross, the thorn in your uterus! It’s like having...

I have always found green tea absolutely disgusting. The only reason I would force the dreaded brew into my mouth to offend my innocent...

We’ve all been there. One second you’re slamming down Iron Cross Shots (Jagermeister, Goldschlager, and Rumplemintz) and the next your friend is desperately screaming...

Blame it on hormones, blame it on the heat, blame it on the fact that you're dirty and don’t wash your clothes. It doesn’t...