Two Ingredients To Clean Yo Stank Garbage Disposal

For a short period of my life, I lived without a garbage disposal. I like to call those times, “The Dark Ages of Dishwashing”....

Pink: If Sexism Was a Color.

According to marketing geniuses out there, women are little, itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, young girls. You would think that the blindingly obvious marketing stereotyping would be...

Roast a Chicken Like a Chicken-Roasting Boss

I'm one laaaaazy fool. When I started cooking years ago, I focused most of my energy on figuring out the easiest ways to make...

The Alternative Cure for UTIs That Works!

Nothing ruins a good time like a friendly visit from the UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) Fairy.  Anyone who has ever experienced a UTI, a.k.a....

Your Poop: What’s the Scoop?

Poop is the new pee when it comes to the medical community. Dr. Oz owes his success to talking about it, it's not just...

Clean Your Bra Bro

Ohhhh, the troubles that come with having breasts. Suffering from boob sweat, ogling from random people everywhere, feeding babies, and breast cancer are a...

Why You Don’t Need Shaving Cream

If marketing companies had their way, we would be reduced to sniveling, needy, financially poor creatures with horrible self-esteem. While a lot of the...

Why Lush Cosmetics is a Scam

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I was horribly fooled by the overpowering cuteness and delicious smells. Like a lamb led to the slaughter, I was tricked by fizzy bath...

Manuka Honey: What’s the Buzz?

Any one who knows me understands that I am one clumsy beeyatch. I can't own cups made of glass, I stumble over pebbles, and...

Oil Vey!

Just the other day I met a woman working at a perfume counter who could have been forty or eighty-years-old. She had some of...